My Cutup

Taken from the Onion "Thanksgiving Won't Be the Same This Year Without a House"

I still do not know if I understand the idea of write-ups after several attempts at learning both the process and the meaning behind it. I especially do not know how someone could make a living off of it. I feel that it was just a scrambled up mess that was a lot less creative than the original work. I know one thing, I am not a very good cut-up artist.